Daily Life - What Am I Thinking!(0074)

A:  Miss, your salad.
B:  Mmm, looks good! I'm positively famished.
A:  And for you, sir...
C:  Thank you.
A:  Enjoy.
B,C:  Thank you.
C:  I can't believe she's on a date with me! I'm so lucky! I must be the luckiest guy in the world! I want to scream at the top of my lungs, " I'm the luckiest dude in the world! " Oh, shut up! Don't be such a dumb ass. She's so hot. Wait, I can't say that. That's sexist. She's so hot, She's making me sexist. Oh my god! I'm such a tool. Okay, get it together. Uhh, she's eating salad. Oh right, I have a salad. Oh, crap! Which fork do I use? Dammit! She's going to think I'm a moron. What the hell are all these forks for? Which one did she use? Okay, chill... be cool, be cool. Just take a fork... eat your salad...
B:  Um... I...
C:  Yrmf? Mmmm. Sorry, you were saying?
B:  You're eating my salad.
C:  Oh, yes... it's delicious...

Key Vocabulary

saladcommon noun, singulara dish made of raw vegetables
positivelyGeneral Adverbtruly
famishedAdjectivevery hungry
at the top of one's lungsphraseto be as loud as possible
dumbasscommon noun, singularan impolite way of calling someone foolish
sexyAdjectivesexy to the greatest degree
toolcommon noun, singularsomeone who is stupid or useless
get it togetherphrasecontrol your emotions
crapcommon noun, non-variablean impolite way of saying something is bad
moroncommon noun, singularsomeone who is very stupid
chillverbcalm down; relax

Supplementary Vocabulary

feminismcommon noun, singularthe belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities
blind datecommon noun, singulara romantic outing with someone that you have not met before
spazcommon noun, singulara person who is very clumsy or awkward
first impressionphrasethe way people see or perceive you the first time you meet
blow itphraseto miss an opportunity or chance